Saturday, May 28, 2011

The Tao of Honey


An ancient saying goes as following "you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar". Translation = One gets more friends or is liked more by being sweet and good natured towards others. However, has anyone ever thought of how the honey feels? Sweet little honey is nice to people and gives the flies a chance and yet they turn out to be grotesque insects. Why can't honey attract water to balance it out? Or an equally sweet vanilla? It seems as though vinegar gets all the glory, being poured into salads or used for various cooking recipes. Damn Vinegar. Honey might get the occasional bear but bears are just flies in disguise aren't they? 

Sorry Lioness, now your paws are just sticky, I know how much you hate that. 

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